Bill Pullman (President Thomas
Whitmore): Sir, regardless of what you may have read in the tabloids, there
have never been any spacecraft recovered by our government. Take my word for
it. There's no Area 51. There's no recovered space ship. James Rebhorn
(Albert Nimzicki): Uh, excuse me, Mr. President. That's not entirely
accurate. Jeff Goldblum (David Levinson): What? Which part?
Bill Pullman (President): I don't understand, where does all
this come from? How do you get funding for something like this? Judd
Hirsch (Julius Levinson): You don't actually think they spend $20,000.00 on
a hammer, $30,000.00 on a toilet seat do you?
Brent Spiner (Dr.
Okun): As you can imagine they don't let us out much.
Robert
Loggia (Gen. Gray): Are you all right? Bill Pullman (President):
I saw...its thoughts. I saw what they're planning to do. They're like locusts.
They're moving from planet to planet...their whole civilization. After they've
consumed every natural resource they move on...and we're next. Nuke 'em. Let's
nuke the bastards.
Will Smith (Steven): I gotta get me one of
these!
Will Smith (Steven): Oops. Jeff Goldblum
(David): W-what do you mean, oops? Will Smith (Steven): Some
jerk put this... Jeff Goldblum (David): Don't say "oops".
Will Smith (Steven): What do you say we try that again? Jeff
Goldblum (David): Yes, yes. Yes. Without the "oops". Thataway.
Will Smith (Steven): I ain't heard no fat lady! Jeff
Goldblum (David): Forget the fat lady. You're obsessed with fat lady. Just
get us out of here!
Bill Pullman (President): The only mistake I
ever made was to appoint a sniveling little weasel like you Secretary of
Defense. However, that is a mistake, I am happy to say, that I don't have to
live with. Mr. Nimzicki...you're fired.
Randy Quaid (Russel
Casse): Hello boys, I'm Baaaack!
Randy Quaid (Russel Casse): In
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