Tommy Lee Jones (Agent K): I want you
off this rock on the next transport or I'm gonna shoot you where it don't grow
back.
Tommy Lee Jones (Agent K) Put your projectile weapon on
the ground.
Vincent D'Onofrio (Edgar): You can have my gun when you
pry it from my cold dead hands.
Tommy Lee Jones (Agent K) Your
proposition is acceptable.
Tommy Lee Jones (Agent K): Set for
pulsar level five, subsonic implosion factor two.
Will Smith (Agent
J): What?
Tommy Lee Jones (Agent K): Just shoot the damn thing!
Will Smith (Agent J): Zed, don't you guys ever get any sleep
around here?
Rip Torn (Zed): The twins keep us on Centaurian time,
standard thirty-seven hour day. Give it a few months. You'll get used to it
...or you'll have a psychotic episode.
Tommy Lee Jones (Agent
K): There are approximately 1500 aliens in Manhattan.
Will Smith
(Agent J): Cab drivers?
Tommy Lee Jones (Agent K): Not as many as
you think.
Tommy Lee Jones (Agent K): Raise your hands -- and
all of your flippers.
Tommy Lee Jones (Agent K): Not bad for your
second day of work, is it?
Will Smith (Agent J): This definitely
rates about a nine point oh on my weird-shit-o-meter.
Tommy Lee Jones
(Agent K): You should've been here for the Zeronian migration in 1968.
Will Smith (Agent J): You do know Elvis is dead, right?
Tommy Lee Jones (Agent K): No, Elvis is not dead. He just went home.
| Men in Black Trivia |
Did you know?
That both Chris O'Donnell and David
Schwimmer were offered the role of Agent J?
That Clint Eastwood turned
down the role of Agent K? |
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