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Tommy Lee Jones as Agent K
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Tommy Lee Jones (Agent K): I want you off this rock on the next transport or I'm gonna shoot you where it don't grow back.

Tommy Lee Jones (Agent K) Put your projectile weapon on the ground.
Vincent D'Onofrio (Edgar): You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold dead hands.
Tommy Lee Jones (Agent K) Your proposition is acceptable.

Tommy Lee Jones (Agent K): Set for pulsar level five, subsonic implosion factor two.
Will Smith (Agent J): What?
Tommy Lee Jones (Agent K): Just shoot the damn thing!

Will Smith (Agent J): Zed, don't you guys ever get any sleep around here?
Rip Torn (Zed): The twins keep us on Centaurian time, standard thirty-seven hour day. Give it a few months. You'll get used to it ...or you'll have a psychotic episode.

Tommy Lee Jones (Agent K): There are approximately 1500 aliens in Manhattan.
Will Smith (Agent J): Cab drivers?
Tommy Lee Jones (Agent K): Not as many as you think.

Tommy Lee Jones (Agent K): Raise your hands -- and all of your flippers.

Tommy Lee Jones (Agent K): Not bad for your second day of work, is it?
Will Smith (Agent J): This definitely rates about a nine point oh on my weird-shit-o-meter.
Tommy Lee Jones (Agent K): You should've been here for the Zeronian migration in 1968.

Will Smith (Agent J): You do know Elvis is dead, right?
Tommy Lee Jones (Agent K): No, Elvis is not dead. He just went home.

Men in Black Trivia
Did you know?
That both Chris O'Donnell and David Schwimmer were offered the role of Agent J?

That Clint Eastwood turned down the role of Agent K?
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