| Robin Williams (Adrian Cronauer):
Goooooooood morning, Vietnam! Hey, this is not a test! This is rock and roll!
Time to rock it from the Delta to the D.M.Z.!
(Cronauer): What's the demilitarized zone? It sounds like something from the
Wizard of Oz. Oh no don't go in there! Ohhh wee ohh. Ho Chi Minn. Oh look
you've landed in Saigon. You're amongst the little people now. We represent the
ARVN army, the ARVN army. Oh no! Follow the Ho Chi Minn trail! Follow the Ho
Chi Minn trail!
J.T. Walsh (Sgt. Maj. Dickerson): Do you see
anything on this uniform indicating an officer?! What does three up and three
down mean to you?!
Robin Williams (Cronauer): End of an inning?
Radio Technician: We originally wanted Bob Hope. But, it turns out he
Bruno Kirby (Lt. Steven Hauk) : Why not?
Whitaker ( P.F.C. Edward Garlick): He doesn't play police actions, just
wars. Bob likes a big room, sir.
Robin Williams (Cronauer):
Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P. shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.
'cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could become a M.I.A. and then we'd all be
put out on K.P.
Robin Williams (Cronauer): I just want to begin
by saying to Roosevelt E. Roosevelt, what it is, what it shall be, what it was.
The weather out there today is hot and shitty with continued hot and shitty in
the afternoon. Tomorrow a chance of continued crappy with a pissy weather front
coming down from the north. Basically, it's hotter than a snake's ass in a
Robin Williams (Cronauer): Mantovani? They feed
Mantovani to insomniacs who don't respond to strong drugs!
Williams (Cronauer): You are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white
man in history.
Robin Williams (Cronauer): Hey, we're back. That
last two seconds of silence was Marcel Marceau's newest hit single, "Walkin In
The Wind." And now, here are the headlines. Here they come right now. Pope
actually found to be Jewish. Liberace is Anastasia and Ethel Merman jams
Russian radar. The East Germans, today, claimed the Berlin Wall was a
fraternity prank. Also the Pope decided today to release Vatican-related bath
products. An incredible thing, yes, it's the new Pope On A Rope. That's right.
Pope On A Rope. Wash with it, go straight to heaven. Thank you.
Robin Williams (Cronauer): Here's a news flash: Today President
Lyndon Johnson passed a highway beautification bill. The bill basically said
that his daughters could not drive in a Convertible on public highways.
|Goodmorning Vietnam Trivia
| Did you know?
That the real Adrian Cronauer is
now a lawyer specializing in copyright and trademark law.
That in 1963,
Cronauer was stationed in Crete where he began what would become his trademark
slogan. Each morning he would start the day with a drawn-out Gooood
That Good Morning Vietnam was filmed in Bangkok,
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