Burma Shave Slogans of the Fifties

The blackened forest Smoulders yet Because He flipped A cigarette Burma-Shave	Slow down, Pa Sakes alive Ma missed signs Four And five Burma-Shave	Grandpa knows It ain't too late He's gone To git Some widder bait Burma-Shave
Free--free A trip To Mars For 900 Empty jars Burma-Shave	A Christmas hug A birthday kiss Awaits The woman Who gives this Burma-Shave	The big blue tube's Just like Louise You get A thrill From every squeeze Burma-Shave
The monkey took One look at Jim And threw the peanuts Back at him He needed Burma-Shave	Substitutes Can let you down Quicker Than a Strapless gown Burma-Shave	For shaving comfort Without A sting That big blue tube Has everything Burma-Shave
6 million housewives Can't be wrong Who keep Their husbands Right along in Burma-Shave	Jar so big Cost so small Coolest Smoothest Shave of all Burma-Shave	Try a tube Its cooling Power Refreshes like An April shower Burma-Shave
One shave lasts All day through Face feels Cool and Smoother too Burma-Shave	Within this vale Of toil And sin Your head grows bald But not your chin Burma-Shave	Take Your Time Not Your life Burma-Shave
Cattle crossing Means go slow That old bull Is some Cow's beau Burma-Shave	Does your husband Misbehave Grunt and grumble Rant and rave? Shoot the brute some Burma-Shave	The draftee Tried a tube And purred Well whaddya know I've been defurred Burma-Shave
Tho stiff The beard That Nature gave It shaves Like down with Burma-Shave	His crop of Whiskers Needed reaping That's what kept His Lena leaping Burma-Shave	This cooling shave Will never fail To stamp Its user First class male Burma-Shave
Drinking drivers-- Nothing worse They put The quart Before the hearse Burma-Shave	Said farmer Brown Who's bald On top Wish I could Rotate the crop Burma-Shave	Men With whiskers 'Neath their noses Oughta have to kiss Like eskimoses Burma-Shave
Don't Try passing On a slope Unless you have A periscope Burma-Shave	Passing cars When you can't see May get you A glimpse Of eternity Burma-Shave	Don't leave safety To mere chance That's why Belts are Sold with pants Burma-Shave
At a quiz Pa ain't No whiz But he knows how To keep Ma his Burma-Shave	Many a forest Used to stand Where a Lighted match Got out of hand Burma-Shave	Baby your skin Keep it fitter Or "baby" Will get Another sitter Burma-Shave
Use this cream A day Or two Then don't call her-- She'll call you Burma-Shave	If daisies Are your Favorite flower Keep pushin' up those Miles-per-hour Burma-Shave	He lit a match To check gas tank That's why They call him Skinless frank Burma-Shave
The poorest guy In the Human race Can have a Million dollar face Burma-Shave	The one who Drives when He's been drinking Depends on you To do his thinking Burma-Shave	Hardy men Were the Caesars Instead of razors They used tweezers Burma Shave
The midnight Ride of Paul For beer Led to a warmer Hemishpere Burma Shave	Henry VIII Sure Had Trouble Short Term Wives Long Term Stubble Burma Shave	Don't stick your elbow Out too far Or it may Go home In another car! Burma Shave
When passing Through school zones Please drive slow. Let's let our Little shavers Grow. Burma Shave	A Man A Miss A Car A Curve He kissed the Miss And missed the Curve Burma Shave	Prickley Pears Are Picked for Pickles But no Peach Picks A Face that Prickles Burma Shave
Listen birds These signs cost money You can rest awhile But don't get Funny Burma Shave	Thirty days Hath September April, June, an the Speed Offender. Burma Shave.	Don't lose your head To save a minute You need your head Your brains are in it Burma Shave
Statistics prove Near and far That folks who drive like crazy ..Are! Burma Shave	Round the curve Lickety-split Beautiful car Wasn't it? Burma Shave	Dim your lights Behind a car Let folks see How bright you are Burma Shave
The bearded lady Tried a jar Now she's a famous Movie star Burma Shave	If you don't know Whose signs these are You haven't driven Very far! Burma Shave	Ben met Anna Made a hit Neglected beard Ben-Anna split. Burma Shave
Around the corner Lickety-split Beautiful car Wasn't it? Burma Shave	They missed the turn The car went whizzin' The fault was hern The FUNERAL hisn Burma Shave	A nut at the wheel A peach on his right A curve in the road Fruit salad that night Burma Shave
Angels who guard you When you drive Usually retire At sixty-five Burma Shave	He had the ring, He had the flat, She felt his chin, And that was that. Burma Shave	Ben met Anna, Made a hit. She felt his chin. Ben - Anna split. Burma Shave
Shaving brush, Was like old Rover. When he died, He died all over. Burma Shave	For painting cowshed, Barn or fence, Shaving brush Is just immense. Burma Shave	Pity all the mighty Caesars. They pulled each whisker Out with tweezers. Burma Shave
He played the sax, Had no B.O. But his whiskers scratched, So she let him go. Burma Shave	Snake rail fences And old log houses Both were built, To keep out the cowses Burma Shave	Bristly beard or silky fuzz, Shave 'em back, To where they was Burma Shave
Pink toothbrush Is a curse. Pink shaving brush Is a darn sight worse. Burma Shave	College boys, Your courage muster. Shave off that fuzz And cookie duster. Burma Shave	Farewell O verse, Along the road. How sad to see, You're out of mode. Burma Shave
You can drive A mile a minute But there is no Future in it. Burma Shave	Free ! Free ! A trip to Mars For 500 empty jars Burma-Shave	Car in ditch Man in tree Moon was full So was he! Burma Shave
Dinah doesn't Treat him right But if he'd shave Dinah-might! Burma Shave	Substitutes Will let you down Quicker than A strapless gown Burma Shave	Don't take A curve at Sixty per We hate to lose A customer Burma-Shave
In this vale Of toil and sin Your head grows bald But not your chin. Burma Shave	If hugging on Highways Is your sport Trade in your car For a davenport. Burma Shave	My cheek Said she Is smooth as satin Ha Ha Said he That's mine your're pattin' Burma Shave
She kissed the hairbrush By mistake; She thought it was Her husband, Jake Burma Shave	Don't put your arm out Quite so far; It might go home In another car Burma Shave	Proper distance To him was bunk He ended up In some guy's trunk. Burma Shave.
A man who passes On hills and curves Is not a man of iron nerves He's crazy Burma Shave	Famous words About lights that shine If he won't dim his I won't dim mine Burma Shave	Are your whiskers When you wake Tougher than A two bit steak? Burma Shave
This shave Is like A parachute There isn't Any substitute Burma Shave	The salesman Taught the Farmer's daughter To plant Her tu-lips Where she otter Burma Shave	Be a Noble Not a Knave Caesar Uses Burma Shave
Henry the 8th Sure had trouble Short term wives Long term stubble Burma Shave	If you must test Her pucker paint Be sure to drive Where traffic ain't Burma Shave	To shave it dry You shouldn't risk it Use Burma Shave On your wiska Burma Shave
The Midnight Ride Of Paul for beer Led to a warmer Hemisphere Burma Shave	His tenor voice She thought divine 'Til whiskers scratched Sweet Adeline Burma Shave	He's the guy The girls forgot Tho' he was smooth His face was not Burma Shave
If You Wake In Haste Then Brush Your Teeth With Paste You'll Get A Funny Taste Burma Shave	A peach Looks Good With lots of fuzz Man's no peach And never was Burma Shave	The Sun Does Riz The Sun Done Set And We Ain't Out Of Texas Yet Burma Shave
The Spring Has Sprung The Grass Has Riz Where Last Years Car e Less Driver Is Burma Shave	I proposed to Ida Ida refused I'da won my Ida If I'da used Burma Shave	If your mad pull over Or you'll be even madder When they lay you out On a marble platter Burma Shave
In This Time Of Toil and Sin Your Head Grows Bald But Not Your Chin Burma Shave	A Man Who Drives When He's Drunk Should Haul His Coffin In His Trunk Burma Shave	The Queen of Hearts Now Loves the Knave The King Ran Out Of Burma Shave
We've Made Grandpa Look So Youthful That His Draftboard Thinks He's Untruthful Burma Shave	To Get Away From Hairy Apes Ladies Jump From Fire Escapes Burma Shave	Use our shave And we betcha The girls won't wait They'll come and getcha Burma Shave
Remember this If you’d be spared Trains don’t whistle Because they’re scared! Burma Shave	Thank you from my heart To all of you Who upon this page contributed their art Burma Shave / Webmaster	Burma Shave

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