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Train approaching
Whistle squealing
Pause!
Avoid that
Rundown feeling!
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Soap
May do
For lads with fuzz
But sir, you ain't
The kid you wuz
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Spring
Has sprung
The grass has riz
Where last year's
Careless drivers is
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Cautious rider
To her
Reckless dear
Let's have less bull
And lots more steer
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Big blue tube
It's a honey
Best squeeze play
For love
Or money
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Proper
Distance
To him was bunk
They pulled him out
Of some guy's trunk
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My cheek
Says she
Feels smooth as satin
Ha! Ha! Says he
That's mine you're pattin'
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She eyed
His beard
And said no dice
The wedding's off--
I'll COOK the rice
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Unless
Your face
Is stinger free
You'd better let
Your honey be
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Another
Red skin
Bit the dust
When Pa tried
What these signs discussed
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The band
For which
The grand stand roots
Is not made up of
Substi-toots!
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Substitutes
Can do
More harm
Than city fellers
On a farm
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Pat's bristles
Scratched
Bridget's nose
That's when
Her wild Irish rose
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A beard
That's rough
And overgrown
Is better than
A chaperone
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The hobo
Lets his
Whiskers sprout
It's trains--not girls
That he takes out
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Drinking drivers
Don't you know
Great bangs
From little
Binges grow?
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I know
He's a wolf
Said riding hood
But Grandma dear,
He smells so good
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The wife
Who keeps on
Being kissed
Always heads
Her shopping list
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Is he
Lonesome
Or just blind--
This guy who drives
So close behind?
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Pedro
Walked
Back home by golly
His bristly chin
Was hot-to-Molly
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Missin' Kissin'?
Perhaps your thrush
Can't get thru
The underbrush--try
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Clancy's
Whiskers
Tickle Nancy
Nancy lowered the boom
On Clancy!
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A chin
Where barbed wire
Bristles stand
Is bound to be
A no ma'ams land
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Leaves
Face soft
As woman's touch
Yet doesn't cost you
Near as much
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We can't
Provide you
With a date
But we do supply
The best darn bait
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The wolf
Is shaved
So neat and trim
Red Riding Hood
Is chasing him
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Relief
For faces
Chapped and sore
Keeps 'em comin'
Back for more
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His
Tomato
Was the mushy type
Until his beard
Grew over-ripe
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Heaven's
Latest
Neophyte
Signalled left
Then turned right
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Better try
Less speed per mile
That car
May have to
Last a while
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