His cheek
Was rough
His
chick vamoosed
And now she won't
Come home to roost
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The place to pass
On curves
You know
Is only at
A beauty show
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On curves ahead
Remember,
sonny
That rabbit's foot
Didn't save
The bunny
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Twinkle, twinkle
One-eyed
car
We all wonder
WHERE you are
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These signs
We gladly
Dedicate
To men who've had
No date of late
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A guy
Who drives
A car
wide open
Is not thinkin'
He's just hopin'
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A whiskery kiss
For the
one
You adore
May not make her mad
But her face will be sore
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His brush is gone
So what'll
we do
Said Mike Robe I
To Mike Robe II
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If your peach
Keeps out
Of reach
Better practice
What we preach
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When Super-shaved
Remember,
pard
You'll still get slapped
But not so hard
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Was such a boom
They passed
The bride
And kissed the groom |
To kiss
A mug
That's
like a cactus
Takes more nerve
Than it does practice
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The whale
Put Jonah
Down the hatch
But coughed him up
Because he scratched
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Violets are blue
Roses are
pink
On graves
Of those
Who drive and drink
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Candidate says
Campaign
Confusing
Babies kiss me
Since I've been using
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My job is
Keeping faces
clean
And nobody knows
De stubble
I've seen
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Doesn't
Kiss you
Like
she useter?
Perhaps she's seen
A smoother rooster!!
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No use
Knowing
How to
pick 'em
If your half-shaved Whiskers stick 'em
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He tried
To cross
As
fast train neared
Death didn't draft him
He volunteered
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Her chariot
Raced 80 per
They hauled away
What had
Ben Her
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She will
Flood your face
With kisses 'Cause you smell
So darn delicious
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Lotion |
Use Burma-Shave
In tube
Or jar
Then follow up
With our new star
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Lotion |
It has a tingle
And a
tang
That starts
The day off
With a bang Burma-Shave
Lotion
|
Bracing as
An ocean
breeze
For after shaving
It's sure
To please
Burma-Shave Lotion
|
For early
Morning
Pep
and bounce
A brand new product
We announce
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The ladies
Take one whiff
And purr--
It's no wonder
Men prefer
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Lotion |
His face
Was smooth
And
cool as ice
And oh! Louise!
He smelled so nice
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Lotion |
I'd heard it praised
By
drug store clerks
I tried the stuff
Hot dog!
It works
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Train wrecks few
Reason
clear
Fireman
Never hugs
Engineer
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Altho insured
Remember,
kiddo
They don't pay you
They pay
Your widow
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